I chose the75 minute Spa Topia package: hot stone massage, back and neck massage, foot massage, mini-facial. A few minutes in, this is the conversation.
From Ineke, my therapist from South Africa with thick blue eyeshadow: "Your neck and upper back muscles are extremely tight."
Me: "No kidding."
Ineke: "Your face is dry. Do you know why?"
Me: "Yea I know why. I swim in chlorine with my face submerged 3 to 4 days a week."
Me: "Can we just not talk anymore?"
Ineke: "Whatever you say."
After being totally relaxed, we spent a couple of hours on the pool deck. Boy, what a site to see. If I saw one tattoo, I saw a million. After a shower, I had THE BEST nap. Then, it was time for Formal Dinner.
In our formal wear.
Zucchini eggplant parmagiana on a lake of marinara - delicious. The food was a lot better than I was expecting. For 3 of the nights, I also ordered chocolate melting cake with ice cream.